What’s That Twain Quote About ‘Statistics,’ Again?

How shall I put this delicately?: Sometimes — OK, most of the time — I believe Ellis Denning is “reality-challenged.”

We are meeting more and more of our neighbors, along with future neighbors, many through the courtesy of this blog. (I love the Web!)  We are finding that there are other horror stories out there, most of them serious, and some of them — believe it or not — even approaching our own special circle of hell.

So one of those people learns about our problems and, understandably concerned, makes inquiries to Ellis Denning.  This person is told essentially not to worry — that the problems blogged about here are, as I have been told, limited only to “one resident.”

Let’s unpack how many ways this statement is untrue:

First of all, while Christopher and I might be a package deal, we are not one resident; we are two.  Second of all, we own two units just on our own, not one.  Third of all, we are meeting the additional aforementioned owners whose problems are every bit as concerning as ours.

And yet they are telling the worried individual that this is all contained to “one resident”?

There is something very troubling about the lengths to which they seem to be going to conceal or dismiss the full extent of resident unrest and issues.  Don’t they understand how much worse things could get down the road for everyone involved if they insist today on putting on this bizarrely happy face?

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Issue of the Day: Verticality

Today it’s the elevator (the one elevator).

This morning, it apparently wasn’t working at all, as we were told by an HVAC guy.  Christopher had to walk down eight flights to go to work.

I worked from home today (I’ll tell the reason in a moment), and this afternoon when I left, the elevator worked, but very strangely and a bit scarily.  I got in on the eighth floor and pressed “1.”  It took much longer than usual for the doors to close.  When they did close, it took several seconds for the car to start moving — for a moment, I thought I might be trapped.  (I confess that the fear of being trapped in an elevator is one of my truest phobias.)

The elevator went down, but bypassed the first floor and went to the basement.  Fortunately, the doors-open button worked, and instead of talking the elevator again, I walked up to the first level.

When I came back tonight and got out on 8, the door stuck open.  If there’s not a person in it, the doors stay open and it makes a long, solid tone.  If a person gets in, the tone stops and the door eventually shuts.  I pressed “1″ and got out, but it did nothing.  The doors stayed open, and there was the tone again.

Not whining; just reporting.  (Yes, I reported it to the management company.  They need to earn their keep too.)

So why was I home today?  Drywall and ceiling repairs — FINALLY! Of course, I have to work from home on Friday morning too when they come back to paint.  Regular readers will recall that the reason we’re now in the babysitting business is because we don’t want any more of our property to go missing.

But I just wished Ellis Denning would be more realistic and accurate with their projections.  They kept saying it would take just a few hours.  (Christopher overheard the subcontractor rebut that it would be an all-day job, but this was never shared with me.)  At noon, I was told it would be roughly another 90 minutes.  Instead, the subcontractor left my home at almost five o’clock.

Another day, another step closer to getting fired for sitting home making sure that my belongings are still here when subcontractors leave.

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New Yahoo Group

We’ve enjoyed getting to know some of our neighbors informally, but we wanted a more centralized way of being able to share information and to post comments, concerns and ideas regarding our new condos.

So we’ve set up a new Yahoo! Group for Fennessy Loft residents. (Only residents can join at this time, so I will ask that you verify your name and unit number. No sockpuppets welcome!)

To request to join the group, click here.

By the way, there is also a very active Yahoo Group for all Logan Circle residents here. It’s a good forum for keeping up with new developments in the area, crime, events, etc.

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We Report, You Decide

The optimist would say, “They’re being responsive to your concerns and fixing things.”

The pessimist — or, as some would have it, the realist – would say, “I can’t believe they’re still ripping stuff up, replacing stuff, patching holes, etc. etc. four months after delivering the units, with no discernible end in sight.”

The narrow-minded jackass would say, “Stop whining.”

Whichever your perspective, Ellis Denning has remained in our lives far longer than we (or they) wanted.

Not just ours, of course, but all of us Fennessites, as the following photos show.

These three pics show that I wasn’t the only one to get water damage, mold/mildew growth, and drywall and insulation ripped out. I found these byproducts in the parking garage tonight:

Drywall and insulation damage

Drywall and insulation damage

Drywall and insulation damage

This photo shows that they had to tear out the ceiling in the lobby where water was pouring in the other night. I’m still flummoxed how water pours in through the first-floor ceiling of a nine-story building, but that’s a question for philosophers or NASA scientists:

Ceiling damage

Between the lobby ceiling and the floor below it, this building really knows how to make a great first impression on visitors.

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Ruffles Have Ridges, and So Do Our Floors

Fennessy Lofts is a relatively small development, as far as condos go in Washington, D.C. There are just 38 units total, between the renovated livery stable in the alley and the new adjoining construction that fronts 13th Street.

Compared to its neighbors, the building is a narrow slip of a thing, although it is admittedly (IMHO) a striking facade — that’s one of the reasons we bought there in the first place.

Which is why it never ceases to amaze me that there seem to be so many things wrong with a project of this size.

Remember my recent post about how a smallish area of buckled flooring in the first-floor hallway has spread badly? Well, it’s starting to have ancillary effects.

When I came home last night, I ran into one of my neighbors. We both noticed how the door to one of the two main stairwells of the building now sticks open because of the rippling floor.

Photographic proof is at the end of the post. You’ll see the door open in the first photo. (You’ll also see one of the godawful sculptures that adorn the lobby.) The second photo helps prove that I didn’t stage the photo or prop the door open, because paint from the door can be seen having been scraped off on the floor when residents try to push it closed.

My neighbor contends that stairwell doors that don’t fully close are getting into fire-code violation territory. Does anyone know whether that’s true? It isn’t exactly easy to find the DC fire code online. (Speaking of neighbors, the more of them we meet, the more we find that they’re having problems similar to our own. Like I say, this might get worse before it gets better.)

As I was leaving this morning, a maid was coming into the building. When she stepped onto the wooden floor, she sank down on a floor-hump, glanced behind her, and then ahead again with a look of puzzlement and disbelief on her face.

Cheer up, honey: At least you don’t have to live here!

Stairwell door stuck open

Stairwell door stuck open

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Fun for Children of All Ages!

Do you ever get tired of the kids nagging you on the weekend because they’re bored and looking for something to do? Well, have we got just the thing for you!

Come visit the new “moonbounce” at Fennessy Lofts!

OK, so it isn’t a moonbounce, but it’s beginning to feel like it. Remember my previous “THUNK” picture? There was a hollow-feeling, “bouncy” spot on the wood floor near the first-floor elevator.

Like most of the problems we have been having at the magnificent Fennessy Lofts, this one is getting worse and appears to be getting no attention or solution. The “wood” floor from the entrance all the way near the back of the building where it joins a slate floor is about 100 feet long, and the buckling is spreading — badly. Instead of one spot, there are now at least six or seven spots where you can see the wood distending, and it literally bounces like a carnival attraction.

We heard from one of our fellow condo owners that they supposedly want to get this place into “Architectural Digest.” If by “digest,” they mean what emerges from the end of a digestive tract, then yes, they could be in the running.

Video follows. (Christopher is 6 feet tall and 160 pounds, so imagine what kind of “spring in their step” a larger person might get!)

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Getting Worse Before It Gets Better?

As I write this, Ellis Denning and their subcontractors are up on the roof, tearing up various sections. They flooded the roof to simulate what Mother Nature has been doing on her own the past few months. At least three separate leaks have been discovered affecting our two units, and temporary caulking has been done. The plan is to attempt permanent patches on Monday, then to flood it again and see if the fix is indeed a lasting one.

I write this for a couple of reasons. First, I’m trying to be fair to Ellis Denning. It’s not as if they are completely ignoring our requests. But this issue is obviously a major one, so you’d expect a certain degree of responsiveness. On the other hand, they haven’t been always easy to get answers from on other lesser but still important issues that affect our livability. There have been no signs of “goodwill” beyond what they absolutely must do to avoid massive repercussions.

There are some there who genuinely seem to care; there are others who seem to care, but whose actions often belie that; then there are others who just flat out say inappropriate and untrue things. (On a somewhat perverse level, it’s that last category that you can almost respect more: At least it seems more in line with what our reality has been.)

But the other reason I write this is to show how their seeming inability to “get things right” the first time has made our lives hell since we moved in nearly four months ago, and over the course of the last two years of the purchase and construction process.

As you see from the photo, the recent ceiling damage has gotten worse from the testing Ellis Denningdid today. I have no doubt that they will repair it, eventually, along with all the drywall they had to rip out upstairs.

However, they claim to have fixed this problem once already. (They said it was a clogged drain — we have a “green roof.”) The multiple repair attempts, gaffes and subsequent remediation are what are driving us nuts.

Quick digression: The very day we moved in, we smelled a gas leak. Washington Gas was brought out in the middle of the night, but their equipment (and their own noses) didn’t register anything. Still, the smell persisted. A day or two later, we noticed a lot of torn-out drywall near where the smell had been the worst (in the eighth-floor hallway near the trash chute), and then the smell went away.

Soon afterward, we again began smelling gas, this time coming from Christopher’s unit. Again, more late-night visits from Washington Gas. The technician who came out said it was the oven connection to the gasline; he said whoever had connected it (after some floor repairs I will discuss below) had no idea what he or she was doing.

More calls to Ellis Denning, and more repair appointments. Their “licensed plumber,” they assured us, would address it and connect it properly.

Well, there were two more gas leaksat that very same source before it was finally “fixed.” Washington Gas’s advice during a gasleak is to vacate the area. Where were we supposed to live? In the middle of 13th Street?

The issue of these repairs is a bigger problem than it should be because we no longer allow them to conduct any work on our units if we’re not here. Here’s why:

You see, our (upgraded) hardwood floors were badly damaged before we even moved in — either because they were installed too soon, because they were inadequately protected when appliances and so forth were being brought in, or some combination thereof.

Christopher’s floors had to be replaced almost entirely. (In the process, of course, many of his expensive appliances were damaged and also required repair — yet another round of intrusion. Interesting cycle, isn’t it? Screw up the floors because of the appliances, then screw up the appliances because of the floors.)

Only about one-quarter of my floors had to be replaced. I was not home at the time the subcontractors were here. Within the next day or two, I realized that my new iPod Touch had vanished. Now, I’m the last person alive to accuse someone of theft — I like to see the good in people, so I assume must be my own mistake or oversight — but it’s hard to draw any other conclusion in this case. Ellis Denning at first showed an interest in addressing the disappearance of my iPod, but that came to a quick halt around the same time they started copying lawyers on my emails. If I were an attorney, I’d probably advise people not to entertain any talk of culpability, either.

So the position I have now been put in is to take time off work each and every time they have to do tests and repairs. Before today on the water issue alone, there have been multiple inspections, and the aforementioned ripping-out of drywall. Then there was today’s testing. Then on Monday there will be more testing and, one would hope, repairs. Then I will need to take at least a few hours on each of at least two different days to be here when the drywall and ceiling are repaired — one day for the installation itself, then another day for painting after the seam-patching “mud” has dried.

I’m glad my employers seem to like me as much as they do.

We have lived here almost four months now, and our units still aren’t what most people would consider “livable.” We can’t unpack because we constantly have to move things around to accommodate the workers. And what sucks most, in some respects, is that we can’t even entertain guests yet because we’re embarrassed about the current state of what was supposed to be our “urban paradise.”

Our originally projected move-in date was mid- to late-summer 2007. It was slightly tolerable (only slightly) when it slipped to February 2008 because I figured that would give us plenty of time to get settled in and enjoy a nice summer with each other and with our friends, perhaps watching sunsets on the rooftop terrace with a nice cocktail.

Instead, we still live amongst boxes, scattered belongings, water leaks and no small amount of agita about what might be coming next.

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Our First Major Link

Traffic to EllisDenningSucks.com surged a bit in the past couple of days (relatively speaking, of course — we’re no Perez Hilton) with an anonymous thread that was begun on the popular gay-gossip site DataLounge.  For the record, neither Christopher nor I started the thread, and we don’t have a clue who did.

Still, it’s interesting to see broader public reaction to our plight (much of which is quite amusing, by the way).

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Leaks, Leaks, Go Away!

There was a big storm today (June 4, 2008). Another one.

Ellis Denning doesn’t seem willing to deal with these situations when it is convenient for me, only for them. So they told me I needed to take a whole day off work — after I’ve taken many, many hours to deal with their other mistakes (we don’t trust them to be alone anymore after my iPod disappeared after their subcontractors fixed the damage that they had previously done to my floors) — to find the leak or leaks in the roof.

In the meantime, the water damage continues, with several new leaks having sprung at various locations — some old, some new — on the eighth and ninth floors.

I’m glad there is there is such urgency on their part. We’ve had water coming in for weeks now, and they haven’t solved it yet.

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Neighbors None Too Happy, Either

If someone who gave Ellis Denning nearly a combined $1 million would get what they consider highly unsatisfactory treatment over the course of two years, I suppose it stands to reason that the neighbors who didn’t have to pay them a cent wouldn’t get much respect either.

And I would apparently be right.

I received the following email exchange between the president of the condo association at 1225 13th St. (two buildings down from Fenessy Lofts, but adjacent to the same alley) about what supposedly went on during the construction process — “quite a nightmare for residents in our building. Blatant disregard for private property, property damage, dumping, etc.,” according to that person. I reprint it with permission.

I’ve deleted all names, including the name of the Ellis Denning representative who was responding to those emails. Believe it or not, I’m trying not to make this personal. We have dealt with many, many individuals at Ellis Denning (some of whom, probably for very good reasons, are no longer employed there). This is about how the company has treated us, not the individuals who work there.

The text below includes a photo I was sent that 1225 contends is a “crane offloading concrete block off a flatbed illegally parked on our property and just a foot or two from one of our resident’s terrace.” This was a condition that 1225 considered, at the very least, to be unsafe. (Click to enlarge.)

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